Great read from bikebandit.com
www.bikebandit.com/community/articles/how-not-to-be-a-squid
Here is the quick checklist
Signs You May Be a Squid:
- You don’t have a license because the DMV test is just retarded and has nothing to do with “real riding.”
- When you “gear up” for a ride you put on sunglasses and gloves, cause gear makes you look like a douche. Besides how else can chicks see your biceps?
- You know that proper body position is squished fully forward in the seat, heels hooked on your pegs, and toes splayed outward because that’s what the most experienced riders in your crew do.
- You think the most wonderful sound a motorcycle can make is boucing off the rev limiter.
- You have a mohawk on your helmet or spikes on your bike.
- You ride with an action cam so you can post the crazy stuff you do on YouTube…besides, cops cant “prove” it was you in the video.
- You rev the crap out of your engine to get other drivers’ attention (besides, horns are so lame.)
- When you see another rider on the street, your first thoughts are about how much cooler you look than him.
- Your plan when you get your tax refund is to finally fix that crash damage you didn’t tell the insurance company about.
- Your motorcycle training course consisted of the salesperson at the dealership showing you how to use a clutch.
- The first piece of motorcycle gear you invested in was sunglasses that match your bike.
- You think the proper way to warm up your tires before a ride is a quick burnout.
- You rev your engine constantly to keep it running because the idle is so choppy (but really its to let people know you’ve arrived.)